into mighty warriors, who one day would surge forward into
the countryside arrayed in a glorious armor, to do battle
against those of their own blood! The elders, who could
neither labor, produce offspring, or offer battle advice, were
reserved for special cessions of brutal tortures; making
sport for those Teutonic Knights in the midst of their conquest by holding a massive bonfire festival, with each
man taking more than his fair share from the ale horn.
The armored knights rode forth into glory, pushing the
tattered enemy backward into the ice capped landscape.
The great port city of Odessa fell to blood soaked hands,
that Teutonic god king glorified the conquers and swore to
degenerate the conquered into a state of total degradation.
Their wretched egos swelled into a state of illusion, they
conceived the notion that they were invincible, blind they
were to the fact that Satan now ruled their minds!
Warriors thick with an armor of bulging muscle raged
forward swinging jewel handled swords to sever the heads of
fleeing innocents. Thousands perished from great brutality.
Mothers with child in arm; suddenly their babes were torn
from their loving grasp, then dashed into blood soaked bits
upon the cobbled stone of the streets. Those gentle ladies
themselves were stripped, their garments ripped from their
quivering naked bodies only to be cast out into the streets in
plain view of the surrounding neighborhood, doomed to a constant brutalization in that most degrading manner that
all women fear. With each woman that fell before their
brutal onslaught they would continue their advance,
rejoicing in their victories.
Deep inside their own homeland a glorious celebration
was held in the dark of nine. Their god king proclaiming a
triumphant celebration to be held from boarder to boarder to
honor their recent victory. As they rejoiced, now, they would
declare, they would share their rightful place in dominion
over those mortals of earth whom they were predestined to
dominate.
“Unto us,” they chanted in unison, “was it declared by
the creator through our king, that we are to rejoice in the
dominion of earth. Here before us is Odin, long lost but now
returned, awaken from a thousand years of slumber. Now
shall we forever reign victorious!”
From within his throne of clear diamond and fire the
Almighty patently viewed the declarations of greatness
dreamed by a people whose eyes were obscured from the genuine truth. In the wake of their advance they had enjoyed
a conquest while under the influence of Lucifer, now the
moment of their redemption was in their hands, time to
repent or suffer a devastating cruel destruction.
Vixenvaldorious, the god spirit of the ghosts who
influence the arrival of the great ice winters, was suddenly
unleashed from the can of jade concealed deep within the
far corner of the earth. Those Teutonic Knights had known
of his annual release, and had conspired to conquer the land
before the time of his rein upon the great kingdom. Already
now were the leaves of trees tumbling towards the earth,
signifying his gradual consuming dominion over the land. His
gentle puffs of air tossed many a long maned warrior into a
frenzy of hair knots, rendering his hair useful only for the
purpose of remaining in his sweethearts jewelry box.
Ice wind moved across the Russic landscape, propelled by
the hand of Almighty God. Ice particles saturated the very
wind, transforming the atmosphere into a cold, blustery
terror. The spirit of winter had just begun his audacious consumption of summer. Still the Teutonic Knights dreamed
that conquest would conclude before the fury of his advance
would complete. With the numbing coldness of old man
winter soon to be upon them, the Teutonic Knights
heightened the fury of their rage across the scorched
landscape of the Russic homeland.
Many of the Russ were shot down upon the streets of cold
stone. The homes of the men were atrociously plundered,
great works of literature and paint cast about upon the snow
covered streets.
Tolstoy the great, whose magic with words inspired
common men into greatness, now his letters were cast into
the wind. The atmosphere of his sacred sepulcher was
desecrated, his bones cast forth upon the cold soil. Forever
was his spirit doomed to roam aimlessly throughout the
countryside until late at night, one thoughtful caring
gentleman replaced them by the light of the full moon, to
rest once again.
A master composer, Tchaikovsky, whose works were reduced into shreds, now every physical memoir was erased
forever from the face of all the earth.
During the days of their ignorance the disarrayed
Teutonic warriors fell victim to the savage winds of the
winter spirit. Ragged and tattered, they were, from a
reemergence deep within the interior of the battle's
churning midst. Entire bodies of men were frozen solid,
covered by a thin sheet of ice, forever dead, his life's blood
frozen within his very veins. Feet worn bare from constant
travel were reddened by the ice and snow covered
landscape. Boots that once appeared strong as the armor of
iron that donned their bodies, now were worn into rags by
the rigors of constant travel. Their bared feet that now lay
exposed to the cold of the elements, were bound in rags to
preserve them from harms way. Their faces, under the
command of their leaders, shaven beardless, chapped raw
by the freezing wind, took on a greenish hue, forever dead by
the chill factor's onslaught. As the once mighty armies'
advance slowed into a small trickle, many a once valiant warrior collapsed dead upon the ice and snow, forever
grasping upon the illusion of mortal conquest until he lay
slumbering deep in the grave.
The horrors were mounting as many weather hardened
Cossacks launched devastatingly brisk attacks upon those
advancing Teutonic hoards. One by one they fell to the sure
shooting of those nomads. They were repaid in blood for
their transgressions. Never had they expected this battle to
endure to such an extent, and many who were still alive
sank deep into the murky sea of disillusionment.
As time continued upon it's descending path, the ice and
snow fell from the sky like an endless flood that never
ceases. The powdery mist drifted downward, propelled by
the forces of unseen spirits that dominate the aura that
enshrouds all natural elements. Nature, whose course is
directed by the Lord, Jehovah, conspired to unleash her
onslaught of icy death upon those evil Teutonic legions in
the same manner as was once unleashed upon the great
From high above fell the icy elements, consistently
pelting, plunging the mercury far below the coldest records
that were ever recorded. The very hair upon the head of men
transformed into a heavy icy mass, which when allowed to
thaw, transformed into a mushy slush that drained the
strength from the mighty and the health from all otherwise
healthy. The Teutonic god king had promised that victory
would come quickly, and so he had demanded that they only
carry only the most necessary of personal items. The
powdery blanket of death obscured any food that the earth
might have to offer, forcing their wanting stomachs to suffer
the crazed agonies of starvation. Their very blood demanded
that nourishment be delivered unto the mind and throbbing
heart, and so since none was offered, it was wrested from
the body muscle, causing a great weakness to fall upon the
warriors. In the course of a fortnight those legions that
once numbered seven hundred thousand strong now
numbered only a quarter of that count.
Eastward those doomed legions plodded, now shattered into bits by the forces of the elements, but consumed by a
new conviction, a new order for the conquest of the Russ.
From the south the arms of the legion now divided,
conspired to merge upon the banks of the mighty Volga, to
display seized swords of battle and loot wrested from the
hands of the dead.
Forward raged the air brigade, the mighty birds of war
constructed to deliver an all consuming devastation upon
any helpless foe. Upon a lone hillside over looking the Volga
halted the legion, peering through the floating powdery mist
of the glittering ice, upon the reflection of those city
buildings as the rays of sunlight brilliantly clashed with that
of the powder that cast forth a brilliance that caused the
eyes to become blind,mortal eyes all consumed by the glory!
Ancient cathedrals rang their holy bells in order to soothe
the hearts of men who gazed forward in the powdery
distance, men who sang hymns of sacred glory to the one on
high, that they might not suffer the cutting sword of defeat.
A few men in the distance suddenly realized the futility of their Lord's aims, those of whom were now influenced by the
creator's hand. Now those men were blessed with the warm
knowledge of love for their fellow man, wishing to spread it's
soothing message, but were silenced with death by those
evil ones of the high command.
The piercing hum of the flying fortress that sang those
tunes of destruction numbered in the hundreds were
suddenly discerned in the distance. Now passing overhead
they raged forth upon that city of ice; an awesome pelt of
fire and roaring thunder commenced to shatter the peace
with massive earth shattering explosions, sending huge
columns of billowing smoke into the heights of high heaven
above.
From the advance of the air brigade the city inhabitants
were pinned with their backs to the Volga, oh how did they
vow to battle until the last man fell, the final whispers of life wrought from their gurgling throats. Those terrible legions
raced forward with a mighty huzza, both young and old
prepared to eradicate glory from the destruction of the precious. A single mass of singing swords and waving wands
of war poured across the mighty Volga. Crimson blossoms of
death unfolded before each charging body of men, some
within their midst expelled their souls into the berth of high
heaven. In a single battle cheer the two raging masses now
became one. In a single sweep swords severed necks,
causing blood drenched heads to bounce downward upon
the sloping banks of the Volga, rolling, bouncing against
stones and brush until they plopped into the water murky
with disturbed sand and mud. From every corner, every ditch
roared with the somber voice of the cannonade, belching
fire and smoke high as they spoke their proclamation of
doom and death. The mighty archways of those graceful
cathedrals suddenly collapsed in the glory of a single
explosion. Massive walls of brick and mortar that had stood
solid in the winds of centuries, brazenly declaring the
architectural genius of the ancient Romans, suddenly
collapsed into a heap of ruin and degradation. Behold the
coffee shop of old that had served the finest to those mighty warriors of Frederick The Great, the opera house, all lay
reduced into nauseating heaps of rubble.
The forces of destruction weighed heavily upon the Russ,
but their will remained untarnished, for they were
preordained to rise into a great assembly of men, for their
purpose in the fulfillment of future phases in the master
plan lay awaiting the annuals of time.
'Twas on this very instant during the height of the great
slaughter, that the strength of the Almighty consumed every
warrior, every mind of the Russ, and their men then became
strong as Sampson, delivering a surge of might into the face
of the Teutonic Knights. A single Russic warrior now
delivered death unto dozens of the evil ones. Those dull
lusterless swords of plain iron were instantaneously
transformed into jewel encrusted grips gleaming with
glittering blades of silver glaze. The luster of this brilliance gleamed and glittered so intensely that the Teutonic Knights
fell blinded by their glory. Those blades were thin as razors,
splitting floating feathers as they fell, cast forth by a opened hand. In a single slash whole arms were severed from the
shoulder, the blood gushing forth in frothy squirts, falling
elegantly upon the earth as though it were gingerly being
poured from the rim of an elegantly decorated ale horn.
Heavy stones were cast high into the sky by arms swelling
with new found strength offered by the generosity of the
Almighty. Their javelins soared gracefully as though they
rode upon downy winged eagles, impaling themselves deep
into bodies pushed forward to shield oncoming warriors. The
Teutonic arms were vain, only possessing an elegant
brilliance in order that the enemy might be dazzled by the
glitter of their empire, now hoping that they might be
swayed into helping the Teutonic cause. Through the metal
sheeting of the Teutonic armor their javelins pierced as
though it were constructed of damp straw. Straight and true
their javelins had flown, impaling the helmets or the armor
less necklines of the men.
Their men collapsed in huge waves, their legs only turning
to flee in dishonorable retreat. The Russic victors now halted these once mighty warriors who thrived in the light of evil
imaginings, kneeling to fire a volley of arrows from elegantly
carved bows born from the boughs of simple yew trees. As
the Teutonic Knights fled from the overwhelming wave of
death, the heavens opened up, raining down a hail of arrows
that pierced the armor plating as though constructed of
leather bags filled with water. Their comrades in arms
collapsed in droves at the heels of their flight, now seized up
in the arms of death, their faces frozen in agony for the
duration of all eternity.
Overwhelmed by the immense fright concerning the
embodied strength of the Russ, those Teutonic knights now
fled in fear from the forward advance of those surging
hoards. A piercing huzza rose high, a bellowing war cry for
blood as vengeance for their heinous crimes against
humanity. For their smashing of the skulls of newborns with
the toes of their boots, allowing the screaming cries to echo
deep inside the hearts of men for the duration of all eternity.
Behold those cries from the souls of their lost warriors, crying from the dead for the living to avenge the degradation
that they were forced to endure. Such forces compelled the
Russ to mercilessly deliver slashing blows with the battle ax,
to impale heads with heavy spears with out even the
slightest indication of compassion. For seven days and
seven nights the Teutonic warriors fled, for the sands of time
that had measured the length of their horrible reign had now
depleted. Upon the distant palm covered shore, the ancient
guardian of time, Calypso, allowed the sand clock of those
Teutonic knights to rest, their sand chamber had emptied.
Now the spirit of Jehovah commenced to weigh heavily upon
the hearts of mankind.
From the heads of their petrified dead were wrested their
handsome helmets crafted with such supreme elegance.
From their breasts were wrested their coats of mail that
would now shield the breasts of their foes from the sword
attacks of their creators. From their very sides were seized
up their mighty swords sworn to battle and total conquest,
now to sever the heads from the bodies of their own creators. Though the legions had now withdrawn, their spirit
for battle and blood depleted, circumstances now compelled
the Russ to race forward in pursuit of their prey, that they
might wipe those followers of Odin from the earth forever.
Though the Russ as well felt the sizzling stinging bite of
the bitter winter winds, their bodies were much more
accustomed to the rigors of the weather. During their
childhood those children of the Russ were forced to labor in
the fields during the midst of winters' onslaught, with the
howl of the ice wind and the pelting droplets of ice and rain.
From amid the rolling crisp tundra and the ice capped
landscape they learned to forage and live from the few
remnants of wood that great Jehovah so graciously provided.
As a direct result of their lifestyle, those rudiments for
survival became firmly implanted in even the darkest realm
of their intellect. It had taken an entire lifetime to acquire
the knowledge for survival, for it was so true that any
kingdom not of their own origin was forced to endure a
Those Teutonic Knights now slowed, worn by lack of
nourishment and the pelting icy freeze delivered by the spirit
of the winds. By now every kingdom of whom they had so
brazenly boasted their superiority, now combined to pursue
and eliminate the greatest of the Teutonic hoards. Behold
the kingdom of the Russ had exhausted the Teutonic
Knights of resources and they had lost thousands and
thousands of men. It was for this reason, my dear brothers,
that the great Teutonic kingdom had now begun it's massive
decline.
A Great Victor Rises Within The Army Of The Free!
Those Teutonic Knights now slowed, worn down by the
lack of nourishment and that constant icy freeze delivered
by the spirit of the winds. By now every kingdom among
those of whom they once mocked as being inferior had
combined to pursue, slaughter and enslave the once great
Teutonic hoards. The high command of their enemies was
crowned superior in every aspect of war and battle strategy;
behold his brilliance now cast a golden aura to radiate forth
upon every son of free mortal men, his honor shall endure
the ages!
His place of birth was upon the farmlands and timber
stands in the kingdom of chief Hiawatha. Never did his
parents ever perceive that they would raise up a warrior
whose strength and glory in battle would rival that of
Sampson and Caesar himself! So this mighty warrior was crowned king of the command that directed that Grand Army
Of The Golden Eagle, born to lead that high command into
glorious battle to gain supremacy over the entire earth.
Every kingdom and land among those so brutalized by the
Teutonic legions gracefully delivered themselves, both body
and soul, into the very heart of his high command, and upon
his countenance did the Almighty smile a glittering smile
that created the golden aura so adored by every loving being
born of mortal womanhood.
On the leadership of this great warrior, it was declared
that first priority should be placed with the task of
delivering a crushing defeat unto the Teutonic Knights. He
so declared unto his entire realm, that it was within the
twisted sadistic minds of the Teutonic Knights, that the
concept for the domination of all the earth through terror
was conceived, therefore it was possible for the great army
of the righteous to act alone, according to the strategic
placement and need for direct decisive action. In direct
response to this command the army then rerouted, transforming itself into a noose in order that it might
squeeze the necks of the remaining Teutonic armies. Upon
each and every head was donned a helmet of padded iron
born from Britannica’s most cherished foundries, conceived
by those former great masters of warfare. Upon each and
every side was secured a mighty sword donned with jewel
encrusted handles that glittered with such a brilliance in the
midst of the sun's radiant beams, that they blinded entire
legions who leaped forward in the heat of battle excitement!
Deep inside their hearts was inbred an intense desire for
justice only redeemable through combat, and an iron-clad
persistence to conquer! On cream colored stallions striding
majestic and proud, prancing forward into the glory of
combat, that most gallant army of the Golden Eagle rode
forward.
Prior to the history of battle, this concept of total
destruction had never been conceived in hearts of mortal
men. Systematically the Teutonic high command envisioned
war from it's most minute detail forward, even into the very mathematics of battle, in and of itself. Armies are recruited
from mere civilians who outnumber the ranks of warriors ten
to one, they reasoned, so therefore they should constitute
the lowest rank among all warriors.
Their god king now stood before the entire kingdom of
the Teutonic Knights, giving them his instructions as he
received them from the mouth of Satan himself: “In order
the achieve our goal of conquest over the mortals of earth,
as in all other duties that require assent, we must labor from
the floor upward. We must demonstrate our superiority in all
other areas of their existence. First we must demonstrate
that we have dominion over life itself. This goal may be
reached by using several methods, but the most effective
method is to liquidate the resistance even before they
realize our true intentions.”
“Next we must demonstrate that we are superior in the
areas of producing the necessities of life, and that we have
control over the flow of those items.”
“Thirdly, we must demonstrate that we are superior on a personal level. When I speak of this, I especially mean to
direct these words to our use of women. No area of conquest
should be left untouched! These acts on execution in
sequence, in consistency, shall effectively destroy any spirit
for battle left within the minds of the common people, and
destroy the underlings at the same time!”
Even in the act of this encirclement the Teutonic Knights
controlled a great resource base of land and people. Into
peaceful towns, where children sang hymns of praise in
glittering golden cathedrals, those legions of doom marched
straight forth into. Now seizing up those entire
congregations they marched them into the streets one by
one. While they stood in single file they were ordered to
strip, placing all their clothes and belongings into a single
pile. Humiliations and embarrassment swept the faces of
the entire group. No regard was given in concern as to
weather, male or female, all stood in the presence of the
other, for their blood was to spill, the blood of each to bond
and flow as one. Their terrible weapons of thunder and fire roared, spilling the blood of those multitudes on those
streets of well worn cobblestones, to scream upward into
the ears of the Almighty for him to deliver vengeance upon
the heads of their murders. Those huge piles of clothing and
personal valuables were quickly seized up by the villainous
legions to be donned for warriors starving for blood and
warmth. Cups and crystal glassware used for the purpose of
commune with the holy spirit, were seized up by the soldiers
of Satan, dashed into bits so that they might be melted
down and used for the purpose of war and the Devils'
bidding. When new glittering thunder rods and swords of
war were now made and used for the purpose of war, many