I'm living on Little Makena, a nude beach on the island of Maul with six or seven other freeks. It's night and we're all sitting around a fire after supper smoking some Maui-Wowie, unfiltered Camels, drinking booze and feeling really mellow. The only other people here are two Alaskan dudes on an all expense paid vacation from working on the pipeline. They have they're own fire off by themselves, drinking and smoking their own. Everything's cool until...
We hear one of the dudes start yelling, "Hey, where's the pussy!"
Followed by, "Yah, I want some pussy!"
At first we all laugh but then they keep it up and after awhile it starts to get old. Annie stands up, takes off her clothes, grabs her bottle of gin saying, "Fuck this shit!"
Then she walks over to the Alaskan guys campfire.
Annie is an averaged sized woman in her mid 20's. She’s not skinny, not fat but very well built so when she strides into their circle of fire light, takes a swig of gin, spits it into the fire making it flare up then puts her hands on her naked hips with her legs spread apart and says, "Okay boys. Here’s the pussy! Now what the fuck are you going to do about it?"
They don't know what to do or say or think. They just stare at this pissed nude babe glaring down at them.
When they don't answer she says, "Come on boys. Here's the pussy, so whose going to be first?"
When they still don't answer she asks them, "What’s the matter, can’t get it up for the pussy? What are you guys, queer or something?"
They're too stunned to say anything, they just can't believe their eyes. After a minute they stop looking at Annie and start starring at the fire. Annie takes another swig, spits it into the fire, then sneers at them, "You boys don't need no woman. Hell, you're already a couple of fuckin’ pussies!"
Then she turns and strides back to us.
We are all laughing our asses off. We congratulate her, applaud her and pat her on the back. A great little actress in a great little role. Annie gets dressed and when we next look over at the boys, they're not there. They've done packed up and slunk away in the night.