NUEVO RICHE
There's these three Indians dudes from the local tribe who pooled their money and bought themselves a house down the street from a friend of mine. Being Indians they're dirt poor and their house and pick ups reflect that fact. The house is run down which is how they could afford it. Their 3 pick ups are all beat up rattle traps but at least one of them is running. For fun these guys who are all in their late 20's, go to the market every morning and each buy a 12 pack of the cheapest beer there is. Then go home, turn on their ancient TV and drink until the 12 is gone. If there's any moola left over they buy a little Mex weed to get them through the day.
But guess what? Their tribe just opened an Indian Casino. All members share in the profits
equally, and their first years share comes to $3000 a month each!
When they tell us we all congratulate them on their good fortune. After all after the way our government has treated their race for the last few hundreds years they all deserve a little pay back. We ask them what they’re going to do with their new found fortune.
They tell us that first is; 3 brand new 4WD Chevy full loaded pick up with all the bells and whistles. And no more cheap beer. From now on it's Budweiser all the way with only the best mota to smoke. A huge TV for every room in the house plus some comfortable furniture so to watch said TV's. New king-size beds for their bedrooms. In the kitchen the very best microwave oven to cook their meal with and then they'll see.
After that they did fix up their house pretty nice. In face it's now one of the nicest houses in the area. After that they were pretty much done. They were happy because they now have everything they could want. They even have a girl who comes over a couple time a week to clean the house and do their laundry.
That's was a few year ago. Since they have everything they want they now sock their money away just in case our government ever tries to screw with them and their tribe again.