So they joined the Texans and the SS that day to ensure the president was done.
Only things went wrong, so the driver stopped strong.
got his gun with one special round,
turned and fired past his fist, to the head So BANG! Jack's dead
while Oswald sipped on his coke after lunch.
Hoover had him sole killer sans hunch
which LBJ pushed on Warren, the goof,
who reports a Phil E. Buster spoof
with 4 feet of reading, cold and aloof.