CHAPTER 25
(Meanwhile on Miller Island)
Officer Matthew Piker AKA "Speedy" did his usual hand at the crotch stance to falsely portray himself as another cocksure sworn in officer of the law. He made sure to stand with arrow like posture and show off the Glock 9 clinging to his side as Amber brought the disheveled crowd of lawyers and Judges up to speed. Amber and Speedy were becoming more than just friends on this wild vacation...they secretly had become friends with benefits. If truth be told, Amber was having the time of her life.
As the Wolves crowded closer to Amber she tried her best to answer their questions to the best of her ability.
Melissa Hunt the Divorce attorney was first to voice her opinion. "Did he even like any of us at all?"
Amber did not hesitate. "He hates you guys...he is convinced each and every one of you is dishonest in some way shape or form."
"So why spoil us with this wonderland vacation? You think he knew all along about the underground volcano?"
That part Amber really didn't know. "I don't know about the volcano but as far as I can tell I surely haven't seen any early warning signs. I'm surprised you guys didn't find it a little strange that all of you winners of this free vacation are all pretty much your same people."
A criminal defense attorney from Nashville couldn't help but voice his opinion into the mix. "Good! This vacation has been great so far and now it's getting better....we have this entire Island to ourselves without those stupid Fuglies and only our own intelligent people. I've been dreaming about a vacation like this for years. I hope he takes his sweet time coming back.....right everybody?"
Many of the Wolves began clapping realizing that living in a world of perfect people might not be a bad idea. Nobody to bum rush them as they walked out to their cars. No dumb teenagers high on pot messing up their orders to go. Why should they give Dirty Bird the satisfaction of scaring them about a stupid volcano not even yet showing any early warning signs?
Amber tried to hush the excited crowd. They were getting so ramped up it was starting to look like another basketball game in the works. Except but oh....no silly Dirty Bird rigged contraptions to fix the scores.
Amber waved her hands as Speedy joined her in hushing the crowd. "Folks please! Please! You don't understand the mind of Dirty Bird. I'm sure he's thought all of this out somehow....there is definitely something that he wants out of all this I just haven't been able to figure all of this out."
Another outburst from the crowd. A lawmaker from Chicago Illinois. "Is he mentally stable? He sure seems not to hesitate giving away exorbitant amounts of money to strangers."
Amber couldn't help but laugh while concurring. "According to valid sources Bob Miller has commented much over the years about the bird being the word''.
Finally Judge Carnell couldn't help but ask his ice breaking question. He knew very little about Bob Miller. Only the positive things the Forbes magazine had to say about him and his amazing Miller Island was all that the judge knew.
"So how do you know so much about this guy anyways?" He finally shouted out.
It caused Amber to stare at the freshly waxed floor to give her a few extra seconds to drum up a good answer. She spoke very slowly when she replied.
"It's a very very long story guys.....a long but extremely funny story."