CHAPTER 29
(Meanwhile)
It didn't take very long for a bunch of corrupt people in high places trapped on an Island in the Devil's Triangle to become breaking news. Big red captions raced across the television screens stating "Government Officials Trapped on Miller Island With A Volcano About To Erupt..."Dirty Bird" Claiming Responsibility"...
The footage brought so much attention that inmates across the US couldn't help but boink the channel of their stupid soap operas and hone in to watch the footage. Among the footage was none other but Bob Miller dressed in his brown Armani suit flopping his arms like a chicken and dancing around in circles. The inmates at RiverLake Correctional Center couldn't help but gape with utmost curiosity. Who in the heck was Dirty Bird? There had always been numerous nicknames and monickers throughout the prison system but the majority of them were repeats. "Smoke", "Smiley", "Tiger", "Tiny", and all the usual stuff but as the inmates looked around nobody was owning up to Dirty Bird.
A comical Chinese gang banger named Tan couldn't help but voice his opinion towards the breaking news. He pointed towards the television.
"Dirty Bird? That's a new one. How did this guy get a bunch of lawyers and judges on that Island in the first place? He must be pretty loaded....does anyone even know him?"
The savvy inmates shook their heads no. A big swarthy drug dealer named "L" piped up as well and chuckled while he spoke. "Whatever that nigga doing it looks like he's doin it right if ya ask me....I know my attorney burned me pretty good...sure hope he got thrown into the mix....this is some gangsta shit"
The inmates clad in green jumpsuits giggled simultaneously. They had not quite witnessed a kidnapping like this before but they were highly amused. Another inmate with freshly put together corn rolls piped in as well.
"Hey for real...this Dirty Bird cat....he a nut ass dude but for real I could watch this footage all day....Cops, lawyers, and judges...looks like he manhandling the whole Damn crew!" Correctional Officer Nunan took a break from babysitting a couple of short timers doing a couple months in the joint for paraphernalia misdemeanor charges to see what all the commotion in the TV room was all about. He knew there was no football games being played today so why were the inmates all full of bounces?
By the time Nunan entered the threshold inmates were holding their fists up high and laughing hysterically. One of the inmates even suggested the Rise Of The Fuglies was a lot more interesting than the new television series "Prison Break". 43 year old Officer Nunan gaped in disbelief when he read the "Breaking News" bold red letter captions on the television screen. The boisterous inmates were getting louder and high fiving one another.
Officer Nunan had had enough. The excitement was getting on his nerves. He shouted above the hub bub to break up the commotion.
"Recall gentleman! Recall! I'm gonna need you all to report back to your cells! Recall gentlemen!" He said as he reached for the remote in his pocket and boinked the TV.
"Awwwwwww!!!" Replied the inmates with contempt. But the little short Pisa Pisa guy newly recruited into the Mexican Mafia wasn't giving up. Pisa Pisa wasn't one to allow a dickhead turnkey revel in his killjoy moment.
Pisa Pisa flapped his arms like a chicken as he reported back to his cell and mimicked Dirty Bird.
"Aaaawwwkkkk! Aaaaawwwwwkkk!
Aaaaaaawwwwwkkkkk!"
The rest of the other inmates did the same.