Would he get away with it? (Would this ‘joy-ride crash?) Would this golfer have to return his ‘stash’?
Maybe he could hide it behind the sash
Maybe he could bribe her with some cash!
”Man!…She WOULD have to be ‘THE GRINCH”! To salvage this day, he’d need a winch!
And a lot of LUCK! (More than a pinch)
”Why couldn’t this whole thing be a cinch?!”
Couldn’t she see he needed this ‘mace’?! (An essential purchase, to win this ‘golf race’.) To stay on the road to #1…to keep up the pace Besides,…didn’t he last month, buy her that lace?
Maybe on her, this ‘song-and-dance’, he could pin (Accompanied by the world’s biggest grin)! This ploy was as empty as a can made of tin Drop it now, and even the neighbors will hear the din!
To pull this off, he’d have to keep his poise
Stand by his decision. Stand by his choice.
”Yeah, she’ll blow her top. Yeah, she’ll make noise” But ‘twas a necessary purchase. (He too, would raise his voice!)