Remake by Gary Whitmore - HTML preview

Chapter 29

Three weeks had passed and a special election was held and Washington DC was replaced with a new honest Congressmen and Senators.  In fact, it was determined that fewer Congressmen and Senators were actually needed to run the government. 

The new government immediately enacted new bills and a change for the better started to brew in the nations Capitol.

Four months had passed and in a white church in Remakewood California, Sabrina the woman wore a beautiful white wedding dress and looked upset while she paced around in a small room.

Alvin entered the room in a black tuxedo and noticed Sabrina the woman was nervous.  “What's the matter dear?”

“I don't have a Father to give me away.” she replied.

“Where is he?”

“He's dead.”

“I'm sorry dear. How did it happen?”

Sabrina the woman looked a little upset.  “My scientist father did worked on an experiment that turned him into a fly.  I didn't know that and then one day when I was eating at home this fly was buzzing around me.  That fly kept buzzing around my head and pissed me off, so I flattened it with a fly swatter,” she said then her eyes welled up.  “I smashed my father,” she cried.

Alvin gave her a comforting hug.  “I would love to be the Father of the Bride,” he told her while she sobbed on his jacket.

“Would you do that for me?”

“I gave my daughter away many years ago. So I'll be proud to be the Father of the Bride again!” Alvin replied.

“Good, because I need someone to pay for this wedding!” she replied between sniffles.

Alvin realized he was duped while Sabrina the woman grabbed him by the arm, and opened up the door.

The wedding march song played while they walked over to the door that led into the church.

Alvin opened up the doors and they saw the church was full of people with Carter waiting at the Altar with Herman Remake.

Alvin, with a huge wet spot on his tuxedo jacket where she cried, walked Sabrina the woman down the aisle.

They passed by some pews full of the 101 Dalmatian puppies that had tears in their eyes while they watched Sabrina the woman walk down the aisle.

It was a beautiful wedding.

The next day, Alvin, Carter and Sabrina stood by the dock.  Alvin set down their “Just Married And Gonna Get Laid” suitcase on the dock.

Carter looked nervous while he glanced at the gangplank that led to the huge ocean liner called the Poseidon II.

“What's wrong baby?” Sabrina the woman asked when she saw Carter’s nervous stare at the ocean liner.

“It's a ship!” he said while he pointed at the Poseidon II.

“Yeah and it floats in the water and will take us around the world in eighty days.  So you need to face your fears and those repeating stories in the form of nightmares will disappear!” she said in a comforting tone while she stroked his arm.

Carter took a deep breath, and got his courage up.

Alvin picked up the suitcase.

“Okay, then no matter what happens, you'll always be, my favorite wife!” Carter said while he held Sabrina the woman’s hand.

Alvin, Carter and Sabrina the woman walked to the gangplank of Poseidon II.

They entered the Poseidon II and walked past three men that relaxed in some chairs while reading newspapers.

“Entire Senate and Congress sent to Bend Over Prison for Life”, “Social Security Fixed – Plenty of $$ For Many Years” and “Medical Insurance Now Affordable For Everybody,” headlines of those newspapers was visible while Alvin, Carter and Sabrina the woman walked by the three men.

Another honeymooner couple walked up the gangplank and entered the Poseidon II ocean liner.

In the middle of the desert in Arizona was located the huge “Bend Over Prison.”

Hundreds of gray “Bend Over Prison” busses drove down the entrance and headed to the front gates of the facility.

The front gates opened and the busses drove into the front yard of the prison.

The busses stopped after a hundred prison guards rushed over with M-16 rifles.

The busses to the doors opened and all the Senators and Congressmen walked out of the bus wearing orange jumpsuits.  They were all wearing child harnesses and were tethered together.

Chief Hightower, and Senators Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe were among the prisoners.

All the prisoners were corralled to the front door of the prison by the hundreds of guards.

It was later that night and the Pacific Ocean was calm while the Poseidon II made its voyage to Hawaii.

Inside the Poseidon II, numerous couples walked out of the ships movie there where the movie A Dog’s Life finished showing.  All the passengers had smiles on their faces, as they loved the movie.

Carter and Sabrina the woman walked out of the theater door holding hands.  Carter had a huge proud smile that his grandfather produced his screenplay.

“Fresh and new stories can be entertaining,” Sabrina the woman told Carter.

“Yep and I’m glad grandfather also realized that,” Carter replied.

“It's now time for the big show!” Sabrina the woman said with a horny grin.

Carter looked excited while they walked down the hallway arm in arm.

It was a little later that night in Carter and Sabrina the woman’s cabin.  The lights were dimmed and created a romantic atmosphere. 

Carter was naked in bed.

Sabrina the woman was naked while she straddled him in bed.

They kissed.

Sabrina the woman had this strange feeling overcome her whole body. "Not now!"

Out in the hallway, that same old couple from outside the White House walked down the hallway.

The Poseidon II suddenly rocked from side to side causing the old couple to slam into the wall.

The Poseidon II was stable again and the old couple started walking down the hallway.

The Poseidon II rocked from side to side again and caused the old couple to slam into the door for Carter’s cabin.

Carter’s cabin door flew opened and the old couple was thrown inside the cabin landing on the floor.

The old couple stood up and saw Carter naked in the bed with Sabrina the dog sitting on his chest, and licking his face.

The eyes of the old couple widened in horror.

“Ahhhh!” the old lady screamed out in a bone-chilling scream.

The old man clutched his heart and did another Fred Sanford type of stagger around the room.  “It’s for real this time,” the old man cried out then dropped to the floor.

The old lady saw her husband on the floor with a lifeless stare.  “Ahhhh!” she screamed out again.

Meanwhile, outside the Poseidon II, a huge tidal wave was forming and racing straight at the ocean liner.

It didn’t take long before the tidal wave engulfed the Poseidon II capsizing it.

Inside Carter’s cabin, it turned upside down slamming everybody to the ceiling, that was now the floor.

“Not again!” Carter cried out in fear while he stared at his bed bolted to the floor that was now the ceiling.

Out in the ocean, the full Moon illuminated the bottom of the Poseidon II that was the only part of ocean liner visible in the water.

Carter survived another Poseidon II incident and lived a happy life with Sabrina the woman/dog.