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SOMA | The Meme Dump

So. Where have you been?

LEVON

I’m here by accident. I was tricked!

NICK

Is anything ever your fault, LB?

LEVON

I got hit by your van. Went to my friends for help. But they’re all crazy!

Nick kicks Levon a third time.

CLEANER

You're assaulting a client, Trader! We need law enforcement!

NICK

You need your joint worked on.

CLEANER

Arg! I don’t want to be in the universe, either! I quit!

The Cleaner runs off. Back at the fire pit, the Mover starts the van and begins to drive off. Pieces of Levon’s burning house are dragged behind the vehicle as it leaves. Nick turns his head.

NICK

He’s peacing out as well? Fine! Get lost, LBs! Security’s not your problem. God forbid anyone should do work outside their job description.

Nick circles Levon, fingering the trigger of his flame thrower.

LEVON

What’s LB mean?

NICK