SOMA | The Meme Dump
Is that the Cleaner? Olly olly oxen free, LB!
CLEANER
Hold him! I’m calling the police!
NICK
Don’t ya dare, ya silly bitch! I got this.
Nick pulls his phone from his pocket.
NICK
LeoNard? Don’t freak out. But there’s an intruder in our holding yard.
Levon squirms towards his burning sling shot. Nick delivers a brutal kick to Levon’s buttox. His chest and face skid across the ground.
NICK
Sounds crazy, but I think it’s Levon Monk. I saw him lurching around through the window, but now he’s not moving at all. He looks terrible. He might have fallen in one of the fire pits! No, he seems incapacitated. Well, I’d appreciate your help cleaning up. I realize security will have a long drive. Yes, I won't approach him. Thank you so much!
Nick kicks Levon a second time.
NICK
You look like a cooked lobster, LB. You must burn easy? Bit of a pink baby. Sunshine gives pink babies wrinkles and melanoma!
Nick points the nozzle of the flamethrower at Levon’s face. The heat of the pilot flame makes him wince.
NICK