SOMA | The Meme Dump
SARAH
Levon Monk. What kinda person misses Wrestlemania and his boss’s birthday? Yeah?
LEVON
...
SARAH
You know what you are? A big 'ol penis....
LEVON
Wow. Sweet belt, Sarah.
SARAH
Oh, my birthday present? Yeah... My friends sure love me. Get over here.
Sarah offers a hug and then, at the last second, punches Levon in the gut. Levon looks annoyed.
SARAH
Pisspoor defense. Come on. Hit me back. I've been doing catvomit crunches all week.
Levon punches Sarah's stomach. She grunts.
SARAH
Yeah. You got nothin'. Nothin' that can dent this steel. I had a lot of good, hardpunching friends here last night. A hundred hundreds, I think.
LEVON
Did June come?
SARAH
Ha! The prodigal sister? She’s far too busy...
Levon’s phone begins to vibrate. He checks it. The phone screen reads “NICK STIEB calling.”