SOMA | The Meme Dump
Levon!
LEVON
Can we settle up? You owe me two weeks pay. Plus the ounce of Soma I gave you last week. And I’ll need my wrestling gear!
Levon paces around the kitchen stuffing leftover party food into his pockets.
SARAH
Bro. Can we smoke a bowl before we start horse trading? I can’t even think. Yeah?
LEVON
Pssh! Dude’s calling me over and over, Sarah! Shit’s frigged.
Probably wrapped his car around a tree and came to his senses.
SARAH
Yeah, yeah, okay! I’ll give you the money I have. Turn around for a second.
LEVON
What for?
SARAH
Turn around, please and thank you. I need to access the vault.
Yeah?
Levon turns his back to Sarah. Sarah reaches into her panties and pulls out several crumpled bills.
SARAH
Okay. I have… Thirtyfive bones.
LEVON
That’s all?
SARAH
Yeah. I bought birthday beer.