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SOMA | The Meme Dump

LEVON

Sarah, baboy ka.

Sarah gasps.

SARAH

How rude. Where’s the cheques from the dog mums, eh? Yeah?

Levon tosses an envelope of dogwalking cheques at Sarah.

SARAH

Yeah, yeah. Here we go. See! I’ll deposit this first thing Monday and then I’ll settle up with you. What? Wednesday? Yeah?

LEVON

No time, Sarah!

SARAH

Tuesday, then. Yeah?

LEVON

Sherri! I can sell Sensational Sherri?

SARAH

What! We need her for wrestling practice!

LEVON

Desperate times, Sarah! Where’s she at?

Levon scours Sarah’s filthy house.

SARAH

I don’t know. We had her tending bar last night. I think she got buried in coats. Yeah... Yeah.

LEVON

If you lost her... that’s another 1200 bucks, Sarah!