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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Nick pokes at his phone and shouts a message to his digital office assistant, LeoNard.

NICK

If only I could ticket her ass! LeoNard, note. Citizen ticketing! Give lawenforcement power to the victims!

LEVON

Huh?

NICK

Sorry, Master Shaman! Sorry, I'm multitasking. I’m running very late. Very tardy!

LEVON

What's the hurry?

NICK

I am transporting human flesh.

LEVON

What?

NICK

Twenty pounds of flesh! No more, no less! Fuckin’ ice is melting all over my seats.

LEVON

You goin' to a hospital?

NICK

No, a barbeque!