SOMA | The Meme Dump
LEVON
Hello?
Nick can be heard screaming the metal anthem for a second before hanging up.
NICK
Scalphunter!
Levon looks at his phone after he’s disconnected.. A half second later, it buzzes again.
LEVON
Yo, yo, yo?
NICK
Levon? I can’t believe I got through! What up, brother love? One moment please.
Nick turns the stereo down. He is swerving through traffic. Levon hears loud honking over the phone.
NICK
Traffic on the Parkway is insane. INSANE. Where are all these useless people going?
Nick tailgates, then aggressively maneuvers alongside a gold Volkswagen Rabbit. It's being driven by a tiny Asian woman. The woman is texting at the wheel. Nick stares at the side of the woman’s head as he pulls up beside her. He waits for her to notice him. After a few seconds, the Asian woman looks up from her phone and is startled by Nick's leering. Nick mouths words to her.
NICK
Hi! LEARN TO DRIVE, YOU SCUNT!
Nick blows past the woman’s car. He cuts her off at great speed.