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SOMA | The Meme Dump

NICK

OMG, Shaman, hold on.

Nick pokes his phone.

NICK

LeoNard! Note. Handmade artisanal drugs! Allnatural pharmaceuticals. Get back to nature. Reconnect with the wonder of bees!

A digital voice comes through Nick's car speakers.

LEONARD

Healing 50,000 years in the making. Meditation made easy.

NICK

Levon, I’ve been doing some reading online. The lore of the Sore is a winding conspiracy that stretches through the Christian church like a fucking Dan Brown novel!

LEVON

Yeah. That stuff’s pretty crazy. Did you get to Terence McKenna yet?

NICK

No!

LEVON

You’ll like him. But dude, get off the road first. You’re gonna hurt somebody.

NICK

LeoNard! The master recommends Terence McKenna and the get off the highway as quickly as possible.

Nick steps on the gas.