SOMA | The Meme Dump
NICK
Levon. This Soma. This remarkable Soma! We need to bring it to the world!
LEVON
I’m trying.
NICK
Not some nickel and dime hoodratshit, LB! I'm talking about patents! MemeTrading! VC investment! Retail!
LEVON
Like, sell it in stores? Muscles, that’s not kosher.
NICK
I know the law, buddy! Trust me, the legal system works a little different for proper companies. This is a job for MemeTrade!
LEVON
What’s MemeTrade?
NICK
It's my business! My business and my passion, brother love!
MemeTrade is an amazing computer program that generates business strategies! It’s like magic. It can help us monetize the Soma!
LEVON
Sounds complicated...
NICK
Not to us! The system is completely automated! MemeTrade is a connection machine, with colleagues in every field. It knows better farmers than you! Better marketers than me! MemeTrade’s computers can delegate every aspect of commercial exploitation!
Instantly! Like magic!