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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon finds a dirty quarter stuck to the sidewalk with old gum. He pries it up happily, spits on the quarter and tries to rub the grime off.

LEVON

So, we tell the Memething about Soma, and the Memething tells us how to make money off it?

NICK

Precisely! Right on, Master Shaman! We’re selling the spark here, not the flame!

LEVON

Yeah?

NICK

It’s the miracle of automation! We submit the ideas, and leave the dirty work to the wage slaves!

Nick passes a poster with a large disembodied dog head on it. It reads:

DOG DAY

MemeTrade Office Party.

RSVP, August 25th.

NICK

Holy Kokomo! It’s Dog Day! Levon do you have any plans?

LEVON

Every day is Dog Day for me...

NICK

I have a plus one for my work party. Wanna come?

LEVON

I don’t know. Lots of dogs to jog today...