SOMA | The Meme Dump
NICK
Bring them along! Everyone’s bringing their dogs. Goddamn, brother! Dog owners are the best. They're active! Lots of disposable income put towards gym memberships, tans and exceptional grooming. Sexy sexy bitches and bros, brother!
Levon receives a text. It reads:
New message from JEREMY WB
Dear Levon,
Enjoyed the new stock immensely! Can you deliver more?this week? I’ll take as much as you have.
Much love,
J
LEVON
When it rains, it pours.
NICK
You still there?
LEVON
Sorry, you cut out for a second.
NICK
Fuckin’ phone. Hey! Guess who’s playing music at our Dog Day party? Vas Deferens! They’re famous.
LEVON
I only listen to wrestling themes.