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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon

I forgot about my dick. It's been awhile since I used it.

NICK

Woah! TMI, buddy.

Nick enters the company green room. Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay greets him.

RAMSAY

Mr. Steib. Good to see you, mate. This is our protein?

NICK

Yes ,chef.

RAMSEY

Bloody hell. You’ve kept it cold at least. Fuck, you’re dripping all over the floor.

NICK

Sorry Chef!

Nick pokes his phone.

NICK

LeoNard, send a mop to the green room please... Chef, I’m excited.

RAMSEY

This is new ground for me. Fair warning. Bushmen say humans taste like shit.

NICK

Still fucking cool, though.

Chef Ramsay opens the dufflebag and admires the cut of meat.

RAMSEY