SOMA | The Meme Dump
Levon
I forgot about my dick. It's been awhile since I used it.
NICK
Woah! TMI, buddy.
Nick enters the company green room. Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay greets him.
RAMSAY
Mr. Steib. Good to see you, mate. This is our protein?
NICK
Yes ,chef.
RAMSEY
Bloody hell. You’ve kept it cold at least. Fuck, you’re dripping all over the floor.
NICK
Sorry Chef!
Nick pokes his phone.
NICK
LeoNard, send a mop to the green room please... Chef, I’m excited.
RAMSEY
This is new ground for me. Fair warning. Bushmen say humans taste like shit.
NICK
Still fucking cool, though.
Chef Ramsay opens the dufflebag and admires the cut of meat.
RAMSEY