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SOMA | The Meme Dump

OR METAPHYSICALLY IS PROHIBITED BY

INTERNATIONAL LAW

CLEANER

Any ideas on how to pack up this business?

MOVER

Break it up, yo. If we split the walls at the corners, we can fit the whole deal in the back of the van.

CLEANER

Goodness. That would save a world of time.

The Cleaner punches some numbers, then puts his phone to his ear.

CLEANER

Maybe there’s a bodyman in our area that can handle The Mycelium. LeoNard, I’m on location and I have a code seven someone forgot to pick up. Is there a bodyman on call? No? Well, I’m sorry I can’t just kidnap him.

LEVON

Kidnap?

CLEANER

It’s not my faculty. We hire professionals to handle personnel for a reason. They have tasers and anesthetic and inconspicuous vans!

Oh, for goodness sakes, LeoNard! Yes, I know it’s not your fault.

You’re stuck in this universe just like me... I’ll do my best... Brownie points. Noted. Take care.

The Cleaner hangs up.

CLEANER

We’re on our own, Iso. Mycellium, you’re coming for a ride.

LEVON

Pssh! Screw that noise!