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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Levon kicks at the Cleaner’s outstretched hand. His booklet of MemeTrade stickers are knocked away and fly off in the breeze.

ISO

That awkwardizes things.

CLEANER

Awkwardizes?

ISO

Yeah.

CLEANER

Awkwardizes isn’t a word.

MOVER

Don’t know proper pronounceization?

LEVON

Muscles, why are people crawling in my door?

NICK

You’re still at home? Buddy, you were supposed to be escorted to the safe house hours ago! LeoNard?

CLEANER

Mycellium! Come with us!

LEVON

I don’t have a choice? You said I didn’t need to do anything.

NICK

Levon, chill. Accommodations have been made for you downtown.

LEVON

This is a friggin’ dragnet, bro!!