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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Wait until you see the graphics we've designed! Your product packaging is fucking lux! Indie chic.

The Cleaner spots Levon emerging from an alleyway.

CLEANER

Mycelium! We don’t have time for this! We have to split!

Levon changes direction. The MemeTrade van speeds around the block attempting to head him off.

NICK

You’re a modern day Johnny Appleseed, wandering the world in rag, distributing Soma, the gateway to the divine! It’s such a viral story.

LEVON

You’re gonna get me shot, Muscles!

Deltoid the bulldog is now riding on a toy skateboard around the MemeTrade office. He bumps into Nick’s leg. Nick stands up, looking annoyed. He begins to pace.

NICK

Levon. You’re confusing the hell out of me. Go with the fuckin’

Cleaners so we can protect you!

Levon exits on to Yonge street in downtown Toronto. The boulevard is decorated in yellow and green for the Dog Day celebration.

Families are lined up with their dogs anticipating the parade.

NICK

Levon? Master Shaman? Possible millionaire? Are you reading me?

LEVON

Straight up, Stieb! Will I have to go to jail?

NICK

Straight up? Probably. Temporarily!