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SOMA | The Meme Dump

NICK

Central Computer? Central Computer? He’s not authorized to talk to the CC. Patch him through.

CLEANER

Trader Steib, this is District 41 Cleaner, Ray Adams.

NICK

Yes. What do you want?

CLEANER

Due to today’s security breach, Central Computer is asking us to turn in our vehicles along with any clothes we were wearing while in contact with Levon.

NICK

The fuck for? And why the fuck are you reporting to Central Computer directly, Cleaner?

CLEANER

Standard procedure, section 221b in our Standards and Practices.

It’s in my contract that I have to report to MemeTrade CC

whenever we’re forced off script.

NICK

It’s also noted that you have a supervisor! This is a special operation, Cleaner! You’re not privy to even half of the details in the MemeTrade strategy! You're to report to LeoNard only. Is that clear?

CLEANER

Yes, sir. I must have misread the guidelines... Shouldn’t we quarantine our clothes and vehicles, just to be safe?

NICK

I don't have any more of the mushrooms, LB! We’re using them synthesize our version of the Soma.