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SOMA | The Meme Dump

LEONARD

Well, Central Computer said...

NICK

Okay. Okay. I’ll do a second sweep. Bye!

Nick pushes through the last of this squats.

NICK

LeoNard! Disable my video feed for conference calls from now on.

LB's going to think I'm a sweathog. And transfer that guy to yard duty or something. It’s unacceptable for him to access Central Computer!

LEONARD

Will do. Nick? We should add the new data point to the MemeTrade simulation. We have a responsibility to Big Pharma to recalculate.

NICK

Recalculate? We’d have to renegotiate the whole deal! Who’s to say the computer didn’t account for Levon going AWOL? There are Black Swans in code Leo. Simulated chaos! The system may have anticipated Levon would bolt and compensated for it. Or it might have calculated that our story is remarkable enough that Levon’s actions won’t make any difference! Either way, it’s absurd to recalculate… not with so much cash at stake.

LEONARD

I see. And what if Levon has gone completely off rails? Could he be dangerous?

NICK

He’s a loser, LeoNard. Don’t believe our hype.

LEONARD

I was reading online about a parasitoid fungus (a toxic mushroom) that infects ants and takes control of their brains.