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SOMA | The Meme Dump

It lined up with the sound of the train. The duggida, duggida, duggida.

JEREMY

Yes! Synchronicity is the whole point. The train rumbles in perfect 44 timing along this stretch. Can you believe that went unnoticed? It took a dose of Adderall and Methylphenidate before I realized its potential. Oh! And your famous Soma mushrooms of course! They were essential, friend. I’ll have to credit you when my record is complete.

LEVON

It’s a good song, Jeremy...

JEREMY

Sadly, it’s unfinished.

LEVON

It sounds finished.

JEREMY

It won't be finished until I'm finished.

Levon is blowing snot bubbles and looking gravely ill. He reaches up and touches his head wound again. He smiles dimly as he rubs blood between his fingers.

LEVON

Is there... a sanitary napkin on my head?

JEREMY

I had to improvise. You chose a terrible nurse.

Jeremy shakes pills into his mouth.

LEVON

Pills, pills, pills.

JEREMY