Introduction
a stinging bug by any other name
lost in transmutation
the pep talk
killing a bird
the hanging bit
Mr. Peanut
germs
Whatcha doin'?
The Council of Jeffs
Bunny and Claude
The Verrazano
Commencement Address
hangers
repairman
first day
the deep dark web
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame must burn!
where there be blow jobs
the slightly amusing story of the no-show ghost
how a story fails
this constant certainty
hard-nosed seasonal fare
bloom
hiking the Appalachian Trail
four lads that shook the entomological world
how to make love stay
my first racist joke
Mr. Nosy
Bugs the bunny
the song between her legs
a few thoughts
why men can't stay faithful
Elvis Wings
bargains
the fart
Mr. Old Fashioned
Miss Ham and Eggar
Caesar can't sling the batter
House the house
Porn World: The Movie Pitch
the tough questions
so much for high society
imprevious
tragedy plus time
belated
disturbances
Quera
the father he needed
understanding racism
his airtight heart
the button revisited
cooler
brother
Mr. Swansong
National Have Sex With An Ugly Person Day: Year 2
and now for the news ...
Occam's knife
glasses
advice from a dodo
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