Dear Willie,
I am in love with an older woman. She is ten and I am eight. Do you think there is any future in our relationship?
Jimmy, NY
Dear Jimmy,
Go on yourself, wee man. Far be it from me to stand in the way of young love, but if you’re considering heading down to the town hall to make it official do make sure that you get a pre-nuptial contract. A man has to defend his Playstation.
Willie