Dear Willie,
My mate said it wasn’t good for me to mix my drinks when we’re down the pub. How does that work, it’s all just alcohol, isn’t it?
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Sam, London
Dear Sam,
A common mistake, my boy. What you’ve got to remember is that when you get squiffy on vodka you’re Russian drunk; when you get pissed on brandy you’re French drunk, and when you get legless on rum you’re Caribbean drunk. This is very confusing for your body, which was under the impression that ye were English.
Willie