Dear Willie,
Help! My wife has become a vegetarian and won’t even touch meat, never mind cook it for my dinner. I haven’t seen a pork chop or bit of steak for weeks and am fading away to a mountain. How can I get her back to normal?
Raymond, Dusseldorf
Dear Raymond,
In dealing with veggies you have to be devious. If she’s turned that way because she loves animals so much she refuses to eat them, ask her why she hates vegetables wi’ such a vengeance.
Alternatively, turn her own logic on its head. She’s probably always doing veggie versions of real food so if she’s been palming you off with soya mince, volunteer to do the cooking and give her beef olives.
Willie