Dear Willie,
I want to be a writer. I have an idea for a book. It’s about aliens invading Earth, disguised as elephants.
They hide out in zoos and circuses as well as Africa. I think it’s a great idea and would make a fantastic film as well. What do you think?
Alphonse, Milan
Dear Alf,
If you’re planning on writing a book and screenplay do bear me in mind for the lead, as long as he’s a human. I’m a bit overweight, but I don’t think I could manage an elephant.
Willie