Dear Willie,
My mother is causing me great concern. Since my father died she has taken to wearing short skirts and high heeled shoes and behaving in a very loose manner. She wears bright red lipstick and whistles at workmen in the street. I fear that she will come to a bad end. She is a stripper.
Vernon, Prague
Dear Vern
When I was in the house painting game we didn’t have dedicated strippers but had to strip the walls ourselves before preparing them for painting or wallpapering. But people have things too easy these days 15
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and if your mother wants to earn a bit to supplement her pension I don’t see anything wrong with the decorating business. But do tell your mother to be careful when climbing ladders while wearing a short skirt.
Willie
HAMBURGERS & PIZZA
Dear Willie,
We have recently moved to Seattle in the USA from India as my husband is a software engineer. My problem is that I cannot convince my children to remember their heritage by eating our traditional curries.
Instead, they prefer to eat hamburgers and pizzas and suchlike with their American friends. What can I do?
Mrs Pritam Rai, Seattle
Dear Mrs Rai,
That’s no problem at all, if ye follow my advice. Just take your hamburgers and whatever and stick them in your curry, buns and all, making a hamburger curry. I can fair do that fusion.
Willie