Dear Willie,
Do you have any advice for users of fake tan? No matter how much care I take in applying it, everybody seems to know that it’s fake and not the result of a month in Barbados.
Wanda, Dublin
Dear Wanda,
I don’t really approve of this need to change the colour of your skin. You should be happy with the shade God gave you. I, myself, am a Scottish blue and quite content with it. For yourself, I would suggest missing out certain parts of your body when applying your tan to create the illusion of tan lines. Nobody but an idiot would do this and so your friends will believe that you have actually been to the West Indies.
Willie