Dear Willie,
You must be helping me for I have the very small manhood. My older brother, Rajiv, has a very large one and it makes his wife, Rani, howl like a wolf every night. During the day her walking is affected but always she has the smile. But mine is not in the similar category, it is like that of the mouse. I too wish to marry some day and make my wife howl like a wolf, but it is unlikely unless you can suggest some means for me to enlarge my prospects.
Vijay, Goa
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Dear Vijay,
There are many means of making your wife howl and not all require large bodily parts. My Sadie, for instance, howls when I come home drunk, but I fear this is with anguish and not ecstasy. Despite the gadgets you may see advertised, there are no medically acceptable means of enlarging the said organ. Your best bet, therefore, would seem to be in finding a very small wife.
Willie