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NOISES

Dear Willie,

My husband has recently found a means to make me have orgasms and very nice they are too. However I am at a loss of what noises to make when I have these. When I give myself one I use very crude language, but I don’t think that would be appropriate as I’d like him to think I’m a lady. At the moment I’m caught between merely uttering ‘Oh, Oh, Oh’ or stretching it to ‘Oh God, Oh God, Oh God’, which he might find offensive as he is an atheist. I’d accept any suggestions, but nothing in Welsh, please.

Rhona, Salisbury

Dear Rhona,

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I think you must respond to the moment and your reactions should match the intensity of the orgasm you are enjoying. For a small one a mere squeak may suffice, but for a major ground-mover you might have to learn all the verses of your national anthem.

Willie