Dear Willie,
I am planning the first transvestite expedition to the South Pole to enhance the glory of Great Britain. The entire team, including support crew will be practicing transvestites. Some desperate polar explorers have approached us wearing only a bra under their shirt and claimed that they were TVs, but we soon found them out and rejected them. It’s frilly knickers or nothing for my boys! Anyway, any advice you could offer on our endeavours would be greatly appreciated.
Sir Randolph Smallparts, London
Dear Sir Randolph,
You must warn your team of the dangers they may face from the Antarctic baboon. These, of course, are not indigenous to the southern polar regions but swam there from the tip of south Africa to escape religious persecution in the 15th century. They have a morbid dislike of transvestites and may attack without warning.
Willie