Dear Willie,
When we first married my husband used to sneak off from work in the afternoon to come home and give me a good seeing-to. Since then he has been promoted several times and can no longer slope off for naughtiness. This leaves a gap in my needs which I am eager to fill. I have a young chap in mind but I am a demanding lover and worry about whether he would up to the job due to his youth. How often do you think I would have to have it off with him, in a learning process, before he came up to my expectations?
Wilma, Wisconsin
Dear Wilma,
The young are quick to learn but I think you could speed the process up by having your husband coach your young man in your particular requirements. If he suspects anything tell him it is for an entirely hypothetical relationship.
Willie