so no one told you life was gonna be this way
everything involved in getting a trout stamp
Neddy dreams of wild ape-men and regular men
I hate all the scooters in the whole world
a case of too much time on my hands
why I’m not successful as a writer
the milkman and human kindness
Can Holding In A Fart Kill You?
a big heart in a big fish in a small pond
the price is right but at what cost?
Christopher from Columbus (the aesthetics of lostness)
St. Cleophis: patron saint of incomplete or abbreviated thoughts
his disadvantage (originally titled “her disadvantage”)
let the balls fall where they may
the vagina: to Google or not to Google