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me for everything. I can't stand her anymore. This morning, once

again she started bragging about her great achievements: “When

I finished high school, nine years ago, I left my family for good.

They live in Edessa, and I haven't seen them ever since. I'm not

like some mollycoddles, who never get any further than their

mother's skirt!” (that was a hint about me: not only do I keep

contact with my parents, but I also live with them) … “You go to

bed at midnight? So early? What a milksop you are! I stay up

and watch TV till three or four o'clock in the morning!” (admire

me, I am a neurasthenic!) ... “You go swimming at the beach of

Voula? That's only a ten-minute ride from your home!” (what a

shame!) . .. “I'm going to succeed in life, my ambitions soar

high; not like you, who will always be a lowly-paid employee!”

she burst out finally.

Alright, she was asking for it. I took a deep breath and started

talking: “Obviously, you think you are my superior here; let me

remind you that in this hotel you and I are exactly in the same

position! And you are five years older than me!” That left her

speechless for a while...

Tuesday, 20th August 1985

All day today Zeta kept on criticizing the way I dress: “Why do

you always wear such clothes? Have you seen anyone else dress

like you?”

“Of course I have! All women dress like me!” I snapped out. I

usually wear dresses, or a blouse with a skirt or trousers. So?

What's so bad about the way I dress? I wondered, rather

irritated.

At that moment Kelly approached us with an enigmatic smile on

her face; I didn't like that, because she always agrees with Zeta.

The two of them walked away together, and talked in low voices

for a few minutes; then they approached me again and installed

themselves on my desk, in a most ostentatious manner. Next

moment they started describing certain pieces of clothing they

had, so as to excite my envy -they are crazy! That ridiculous

bragging lasted about a quarter of an hour. I pretended I wasn't

listening, as I was doing some paper work at that time...

Running on Empty Again

Saturday, 23rd November 1985

It's two months now that I have been out of work. At the end of

September all apprentices from the School of Tourism were fired

from the hotel Carmen, me included. In overall, I can't say I had

a bad time there, especially in comparison with the horrible

experience of Samos. I have been looking for another job ever

since, but I haven't found anything yet.

Aunt Penelope paid us a visit this morning. We were having a

pleasant conversation about summer holidays, when suddenly

she changed the subject:

“So, you don't work in the hotel Carmen anymore...”

“No, I don't; all apprentices were fired two months ago”

“Pity... Anyway, I've been informed that all those who served

their apprenticeship in the hotel Galactic are still there, hired as

permanent employees; and they've kept a beautiful, agreeable

girl at the reception,” she said smiling. I was very disappointed

at the news, but I didn't say anything; I only wondered: How

does my aunt know all this?

Monday, 2nd December 1985

This morning I went to apply for a job in a big travel agency in

Athens. They are looking for an office employee with good

knowledge of English and German. I was optimistic about this

job, because I also have the diploma from the School of Tourism.

Yet, soon my enthusiasm started to wane: Firstly, the personnel

manager made me wait outside his office for an hour, although

he wasn't doing any work. When he finally summoned me to his

office, he seemed to be positive towards me – although he

minced his words regarding the working hours: “This is a full

time job, eight to ten hours per day” (“eight to ten hours” means

“endless hours”) … “We offer the basic salary and we don't pay

overtime” … “This is hard work, it demands intelligence and

eloquence” etc.

I kept saying “yes” to everything, lest I should lose the ideal job.

“One of your duties will be to welcome tourists who come from

abroad,” he went on.

I liked that, because I thought I would be doing this during my

working hours.

“So, you must always be ready to receive a phone call telling

you to go to the airport or the seaport, receive a group of tourists

and take them to their hotel!”

“No problem!” I was beforehand in answering.

“This may happen any time, but it usually happens at night! For

example, we might phone you at 3:00 am and tell you that you

must be at the airport in an hour!

After the first shock, I dared ask: “You mean, after having

worked ten hours in the office, I will have to scour airports and

harbours in the middle of the night, looking for certain groups of

tourists?”

“Exactly, this is how we work here!”

“But I don't even have a car...”

I can't remember what was said afterwards; I was only looking

forward to getting out of there as soon as possible.

Sunday, 8th December 1985

This evening we had an unexpected phone call: It was Mrs

Daphne, an old friend of my mother, who hasn't shown up for

seventeen years. “I am the one who must make the first step to

revive the old friendship,” she said slowly, as soon as my mum

picked up the receiver. After a few moments of surprise, the two

women talked calmly for a while, they made it up again, and Mrs

Daphne ended up: “Yvonne will help Persephone with her

homework, too!”

My mother didn't bear any objections to that, neither did I;

anyway, I have plenty of time and no friends. So, we arranged

for the eleven-year-old Persephone, Mrs Daphne's daughter, to

visit me two or three times a week. She is in the sixth class of

elementary school and she needs help with maths, physics and

Greek language.

Tuesday, 28th January 1986

As months go by, I keep on searching high and low for any job. I

have been to hundreds of companies, applying for any post, even

that of a factory worker. However, no employer has been willing

to hire me so far, despite my new qualifications: The diploma

from the State School of Tourism, my four-month practice as an

assistant receptionist in the hotel Carmen, my good knowledge

of typing, plus my fluent Italian, English and German. The main

problem is that in a society where backstairs influence is

everything, my family is the only one which can pull no strings

at all.

This morning I had a reason to believe that the miracle would

happen: My father took me to a big company in Marousi (a four-

hour commuting), where an old friend of his works as a manager.

“I will talk to him about you; maybe he will hire you as a

secretary,” dad explained to me and I started to hope.

During their conversation, dad was all joy and smiles, but he

didn't utter a word about me. Finally, five minutes before our

leaving, he let drop the brick: “If possible, I would like my

daughter to come here and help you, even without being paid!

All I want, is that she gains some working experience! She can

type fast, she can speak English, Italian and German...”. The

manager agreed smiling, but I froze. Anyway, I will never be

hired in that company, not even unpaid. Fortunately...

Friday, 31st January 1986

This evening Persephone came round and I helped her do her

maths and physics homework. It took us about two hours. When

we finished, we talked about various subjects such as show

business, school, and social problems -as usual. I am really

impressed at Persephone's maturity and cleverness. She is an

agreeable person, with long blond hair and big blue eyes. If she

weren't so obese, she would be very beautiful. Of course, I don't

care about her looks. I have a good time with her, I think we are

ideologically compatible, and she thinks so too. “I like chatting

with Yvonne,” she says to her mother. Sometimes I get tired

because her homework takes us hours, but at least I have a friend

now...

Wednesday, 5th February 1986

In response to an advertisement in the newspaper, regarding a

vacancy for a typist, this morning I went to an office in Athens,

which sends and receives telexes for other companies. It proved

to be a poky, frowsty room without windows, full of big telex

machines, piles of books and lots of dust. The boss was a plump,

grim-looking, smarmy man, whom I didn't like at all. He gave

me a minute examination in typing, English and Italian, he made

many personal questions, he even asked me how often I get

sick! The only thing he didn't examine was my knowledge of

German, because he doesn't know this language. As he told me,

he needs an employee because his permanent secretary is on a

monthly leave of absence. This means that if he hires me, he will

keep me for one month only. However, I wasn't daunted; even

one month of working experience is better than nothing.

Friday, 7th February 1986

The bloke with the telexes called me this morning and told me to

come to his office immediately. I was very happy because I

thought he wanted me to start working at once. However, when I

got there, I found out he was not alone: He was in the company

of a middle-aged lady who proved to be German and started

talking to me in German. I was a little embarrassed because I

didn't expect an oral test, but I think I did quite well. “I will call

you soon,” said the boss finally, but I know that he never will.

The fact is that relatives and neighbours have begun to wonder

about my continuing failure in finding a job: “Such bad luck

with work! Could it be Yvonne's fault?” wondered aunt Penelope

this afternoon, when I told her about my recent adventures...

* * * *

Monday, 17th February 1986

Some days ago a new hope for employment appeared

unexpectedly: One of my father's friends has a nephew, who is a

successful accountant with lots of public relations and he will

certainly find a post for me, as he said.

This afternoon, at about 4:00 o'clock, that great nephew phoned

me at last. He introduced himself as Mr Demis Dragonas and he

told me to take a taxi at once and come to the hotel Lyra in

Vouliagmeni. He said he would be waiting for me there till 4:30,

and he insinuated I would be hired immediately as a restaurant

cashier.

Twenty minutes later I arrived at the accounts department of the

hotel Lyra, beaming with optimism. However, it didn't take me

long to understand that Mr Dragonas didn't think very highly of

me: “So, you only have a Certificate of Proficiency in English?

Haven't you studied abroad?” … “Besides, your diploma from

the State School of Tourism is not a university degree” …

“Moreover, you have no working experience” … “This job

requires a lot of sprightliness, I'm not sure if you can do it; of

course, I don't know how high your intelligence quotient is” etc,

etc, etc...

Monday, 3rd March 1986

I had almost forgot the above case until today, when I received

an unexpected phone call at 2:00 pm: I jumped for joy when I

heard it was Mr Dragonas, asking me to take a taxi at once and

come to his office in New Faliron, because he was in urgent need

of an assistant in the exports department! I set out without a

second of delay.

Right from the first moment, the mouse-faced Mr Dragonas and

his scarlet wife, Lisa, showed their nasty characters: “You must

know, Yvonne, that every move you make will be watched! Even

how you hold the pen, shows who you are!” … “You must

always do exactly what you are told; as soon as you make the

first mistake, you will be fired on the spot!” … “You have a lot

to learn here! For the first six months you will be an apprentice,

so you will only get a symbolic salary!” … “And remember:

There is a lot of unemployment out there!”. Not only did I say

“yes” to everything, but I also felt extremely lucky that I had

found a job at last...

Friday, 21st March 1986

Ever since I got hired by Mr Dragonas, I have been striving to

meet the incredible demands of my job, as I am responsible not

only for exports but for all kinds of errands as well. Every

evening I return home exhausted and every morning I wake up

tired, feeling that I haven't rested enough. Frankly, I don't know

how I manage to pull through all that work, day in day out.

From 8:00 am to 2:00 pm I do office work or, most of the times,

I run to all public services in the basin of Attiki so as to transact

various bureaucratic formalities. Sometimes the boss gives me

wrong instructions, so I toil in vain and then he gets mad at me.

From 2:00 to 7:00 pm I run to various clients all around Attiki, to

give or take documents. I usually arrive home at 9:00 in the

evening, exhausted and exasperated.

More often than not, I have to wait in endless queues for hours.

Again I get a blasting because, as they tell me, I'm not capable of

getting the job done “cleverly”, that is out of turn: “It's time you

learned how to move in those places! If you had gumption, you

wouldn't get stuck in queues!” yelled Demis this morning

because, according to him, I had wasted too much time in the

Tax Office.

As about Lisa, she spends all the working hours painting her

nails, fixing her make up and admiring herself in her mirror. She

is quite attractive, 20 years younger than her husband, and madly

in love with his money. It is her younger cousin, Mina, who

carries through all the work and treats me more humanely.

Without her, there would be no job done correctly in this office...

Tuesday, 15th April 1986

I'm sick and tired of this all: During all those endless hours I

spend in the office, I am obliged to put up with all kinds of

humiliating remarks, ironic comments or direct insults that often

reach the limits of terrorism.

This morning I happened to make a wrong photocopy and the

big boss flew off the handle: “I just can't believe it! You aren't

capable of doing even the simplest job right! Do me a favour,

Mina,” he turned to his sister-in-law, “You go and make the

correct photocopy, otherwise we won't get that job done!” Then

he turned to me again and groaned: “Listen well: This is the first

and the last time I have tolerated a mistake from you! At the

second mistake you are out of here! Got it?”

“Yes, sir,” I stammered.

“And keep in mind: If you can't cope with this job, you will

never be able to cope with any other job!”

Monday, 21st April 1986

This morning Mr Dragonas arrived at the office at ten o'clock.

He was all nerves, as usual, and he ordered me to bring him

some coffee at once. “Stir it!” he shouted as soon as I left the cup

in front of him. I obeyed with trembling hands. “Again!” he

yelled and I obeyed again.

An hour later, the big boss interrupted me from drawing up a

client's balance (paradoxically, credit never equals debit in these

balances; yet those great accountants I work for consider this

normal) and summoned me to his office. Soon it became clear

that all he wanted was to lecture me about productivity:

“All employees must be equally good and always excel in their

work! A company is like a barrel full of wine: What happens,

Yvonne, if any hoop is damaged?” he asked me with a cunning

smile.

“All the wine will be spilled,” I replied in a low voice, like a

schoolgirl saying the lesson to a strict teacher.

“Correct! That's why you should work even harder, so as not to

be detrimental to our company!” he concluded triumphantly.

“Yes... yes, sir!” I could only stutter.

Anyway, now that I'm thinking better about it, I can see that if a

“hoop” is damaged, not all the “wine” is always spilled. It

depends on how high the damaged hoop is: If it is near the top,

almost no wine will be wasted; however, if the bad hoop is low,

then most of the wine will be wasted. Conclusion: It is the lower

employees who actually run the companies. The higher ones are

mostly decorative...

Tuesday, 6th May 1986

After nine hours of exhausting work in and out of the office, Mr

Dragonas ordered me not to leave but wait for him until he

finished some phone calls. I waited for more than an hour and

then he kept me standing in his office for one more hour,

bombarding me with all kinds of complaints: “You are not as

hardworking as you should be” … “You don't take any

initiatives” … “You are not sprightly enough” … “You are not

quick on the uptake” etc.

When I protested that I work incessantly all day, always doing

my best, he answered disdainfully: “This is not enough! What

you have been doing for us up to now is only a drop in the ocean,

in comparison with what you should be doing! And don't forget!

There is a lot of unemployment out there! I want you to promise

me that from now on you will be working harder and faster!”

“I will, sir” I replied.

If I had disagreed to anything, he would have never let me go

home.

Wednesday, 7th May 1986

Obviously, all that performance had only one purpose: to

terrorize me, and it did: This morning I was feeling frightened

just at the thought of going to the office.

“As soon as you came in, her blood ran cold!” I heard Lisa

telling him.

“No kidding! She was scared stiff!” agreed the dragon

malignantly.

The only thing that made me feel a little better, was the fact that

a little later Demis called his wife in his office and hauled her

over the coals! Only that she wasn't so submissive as I was: “If

you don't like the way I work, you had better hire a qualified

accountant! One who will ask for a salary!” she retorted, which

made him shut up for a while.

Friday, 9th May 1986

This is the last day for the submission of tax returns. From now

on there won't be so much work to do, so I might calm down a

little. So, I was unpleasantly surprised when Mr Dragonas

summoned me to his office late in the afternoon, as I was getting

ready to leave. Here comes another blowing-up, I feared.

However, as soon as I got into his office, Demis started praising

my qualifications and my efficiency, only to conclude that he

was “unfortunately” obliged to fire me on the spot because he

could no longer afford my tidy salary, which till then I had no

idea how high (or low) it was.

Anyway, I can't say I wasn't expecting it at all: For days now I've

suspected that Lisa wishes to take my position. It was only

yesterday when I heard her say that she is usually in charge of

the exports department and that she prefers running on errands to

spending her hours in the office. Nevertheless, she certainly

wouldn't fancy running here and there like crazy during the peak

season (from the beginning of March till today), when there is so

much frenzy with the tax returns. For that hectic period they

hired me to pull the chestnuts from the fire.

Finally, I got half of the basic salary as a reward for my services.

Not so bad; I thought that the “symbolic salary” would be much

lower. It goes without saying that I got no stamps at all. In the

end, Demis assured me that he was very pleased with me and

that if he ever needed an assistant in the future, he would hire no

one else but me.

Monday, 9th June 1986

Miracles do happen: A week ago I finally managed to find a part

time job (two days a week, three hours each time) as a

correspondent in the company “Kyriakides Bros SA”, which

imports auto spare parts from Italy.

For a couple of days I kept on looking for something better, but

this morning I got a revolutionary idea: Quit searching for a full

time job and make do with my part time job and the housework,

which takes me hours every day. Frankly, I'm sick and tired of

looking for work in the classified ads, begging the bosses to hire

me as an underpaid slave. Besides, there is no real financial

need, since my father gets a good pension as a retired captain

and my personal expenses are pretty limited: I neither demand

flashy clothes, nor go out to cafeterias, discos, clubs etc. As

about stamps, I'll think about what I can do about it. In any case,

there is no lack of money in our home. So, why worry? Anyway,

what will be will be. As soon as I came up with that wonderful

idea, I started feeling a lot better...

Monday, 16th June 1986

Last Friday I bought a newspaper on the spur of the moment.

When I got home, I had a quick look at the classified ads and I

immediately noticed the following advertisement: “Secretary

needed urgently by an import company in New Smyrna.

Candidates must be fast in typing and fluent in Italian and

English. No working experience required”.

The phrase “no working experience required” was what made

me answer to the above advertisement. I went there for an

interview right away and despite my initial pessimism the boss, a

polite man who introduced himself as Mr Lucas Zafirakis, finally

agreed to hire me full time, starting from today! He offers the

basic salary and stamps -I'm talking about luxury! I can hardly

believe it!

The company is called Vinomec and imports wining machinery

from Italy. I managed to get the position of secretary because I

was the only candidate able and willing to listen to a text in

Greek and simultaneously type it in English or Italian.

According to the boss, all the other girls he had seen, most of

them with university degrees from England or Italy, had either

messed up everything or refused to do such a demanding test.

December 1986

The first months at work rolled on smoothly, without serious

problems; those started to appear later. In general, Mr Zafirakis

is a quiet and good-hearted person, but my job is extremely

demanding: Apart from a typist and a telephone operator, I am

also in charge of imports and I sub for the boss when he is

absent. Besides, I am always under the watchful eye of Mrs

Stasa: She is Lucas' mother-in-law, who first appeared in the

office the same day I was hired -obviously to keep a discreet

watch on me.

The job requires a great sense of responsibility, careful

manipulations, risky initiatives and specialized knowledge not