33. THOUGHTS FROM A TRAVEL COURIER
“THIS IS WRONG, AND THIS AIN’T RIGHT
CAN YOU FIX THE FOOD TONGHT?
COULD WE CHANGE OUR ROOM TODAY?
THE VIEW KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY.
COULD WE CHANGE OUR ROOM TONIGHT?
WE’RE KEPT AWAKE BY BRIGHT MOONLIGHT”
WHERE ARE ALLTHESE PEOPLE FROM
WHY DO THEY BOTHER ME?
I WISH THEY’D GO OUT FOR A WALK
OR SIT DOWN BY THE SEA.
“THIS AIN’T RIGHT AND THIS IS WRONG
THE DRAINS ARE MAKING QUITE A PONG,
MY BED’S TOO HARD I CANNOT SLEEP
IT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO WEEP.
THE SHEETS ARE ROUGH THEY HURT MY SKIN
I REALLY FEEL I CAN’T GET IN”
WHY DO THESE PEOPLE BOTHER ME
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
TOURIST SEASON STARTS AGAIN
AND JUST GOES ON AND ON.
“THIS IS WRONG AND THIS AIN’T RIGHT”
NOTHING SUITS THE GUESTS TONIGHT,
COMPLAINTS AND MOANS ARE ALL THEY SAY
AND NOTHING SUITS THE GUESTS EACH DAY.
“CAN YOU FIX THE TV PLEASE?
MY WATERS RUNNING SLOW”
OH HOW I WISH FOR WEDNESDAY
WHEN ALL THESE TOURISTS GO!