Hawaiian Shirts In The Electric Chair by Scott Laudati - HTML preview

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sometimes

when i lose too much faith in the world–

too many wars

too many police

all going so right

for the wrong,

i look at my dog,

Fearless

asleep

farting

shedding

all over my couch.

a wild animal brought in

to serve a purpose

that went extinct

with the letter

and the barn.

and i think “all

this animal has to do

is shit

in the right place

and it makes me happy.”

 

that’s it.

i’m pretty sure if there was a god

he would’ve stopped evolution

at the

dog.

 

of course, the dog can operate

with no regard because it

doesn’t know the greatest

fear- that someday

it will

die.

but as animals

grow weak,

and the weak

are killed

and eaten,

humans grow old

in community

homes. and sometimes

they’ve lost it, and drool

on bingo boards and smile

at the space between

them and time. but usually

they haven’t. and

 

because they

are old and

boring they’re

stuck away, to ride out the days alone,

and watch their roommates

drop out one by one.

and at the end, their very first

learned lesson becomes their last–

if they want to keep everyone

happy,

all they have to do

is shit in the right place.