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“I worked for

an airline

once. Younger

than you. Tix for $20.

Anywhere

in the world. I

went to

Paris.

With three other stewardesses.

Man,

you should’ve seen

me

then. I saw

Paris.

Sure.

I saw it from

the airport to the hotel.

I saw it on

the way back

too.

The rest of the

time I saw

Gail

Lily

and Katie.

I saw the places they’d never

even seen.

What do you think

about that?”

 

I think you

made the right

decision.

Paris has been Paris

for 700 years.

And it’ll

probably stay

that way until

the end.

But you saw

Gail

Lily

and Katie.

Maybe 100 other

men could say

that.

 

And I’m sure

none of them

will age

as well

as

Paris.

 

“I went

to Florida once,

too.”

 

Not

even Gail

Lily

and Katie

could make

Florida

worth while.

 

“I brought my wife.

I saw every

inch of

Florida, but I barely

saw

the hotel.”

 

See? I said.

You

let yourself become

one of those

and you got a 2nd

place story.

Florida

will still be

Florida

in 700 years

and it’ll

still be

nothing

to write home about.

What happened to

the passion? The stride?

God put his hand

right to his

head and saluted you.

Gail

Lily

and Katie,

for no damn

reason at all.

And you

traded it

all in

for

Florida?

 

Another one

sold his present

because

they told him

his life could have

a purpose.

And now

he’s driving

a car

with no

working windows

and two full ashtrays.

Waiting for the day

he can save enough

to see

Paris

again.