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when you

move

to manhattan

you meet

a lot

of people (mainly women)

who come

from “means”.

they hang out

in the marble

lobbies

of

boutique hotels

and drink

fancy

cocktails

and talk a lot

of shit.

 

i met

a girl

on the job

who worked

at a “non-profit”

where basically

you asked your parents not to give

you

any christmas gifts. instead,

you

asked them to donate

the gift money to the

“non-profit”

for just the

one day, of that

one year.

 

our first date (our only date)

went fine.

she played

the ukulele

i played the guitar

we sang

taylor swift

songs

and looked

at the domino sugar factory

and when i said

“let’s go to the water front”

she said,

“my apartment

has a better view”

 

later,

i sat

with

a cigarette

on her brooklyn

roof top

patio

overlooking

all of

downtown manhattan

and

i

thought about

how nice life was

to those

who could

forfeit their christmas money

and still

pay rent

on an apartment

with a

roof top patio

that

overlooked

all

of

downtown manhattan

 

eventually i had to leave

and i ate

for

the first time that

day

the one

piece

of

dollar pizza

i could scum

up enough

change

to buy

and

 

all around me

were

one

legged bums

and

mexican families

with 30 kids

and the short black man

with no teeth

who sang

the lollipop gang

song

for

some loot

 

and

i knew i’d never be her hero

and it

wasn’t even winter,

every puddle

i stomped

through

broke apart,

but eventually

when

 

the ripples

came back together

it

was

still me

i

was

staring at.

 

she

may have been

the savior

of

the starved,

but the next morning

i

had

a text message

that said,

“you’re really nice, but

i can’t

date

a

bellman.

it just

wouldn’t

look

right”.

 

it was

another

night

i abandoned

my dog

for

a woman

that i’d never

get back