On a houseboat on the Zambezi
The feeling is amazing
As the sun sets My attention is stolen by this lady
Her voice sweet as candy
Her dressing reminds me of my crush Mandy
Her beauty striking as Hurricane Sandy
She is the epitome of elegance I smell her arousing fragrance
I picture her and I dance
Looking towards her I steal another glance
She will be my Sandy and I will be her Lance
With all that’s in me
I walk up to her I compliment her
At that moment she raises her left hand
There is a 6 carat diamond ring
I feel like a dummy
If her better half saw me, I knew I was dead as a mummy
Rumbles rumble about in my tummy
She whispers in my ear
Be patient you will find her
The Zambezi queen leaves me hanging
If only I had met her before him
Just maybe
The Zambezi queen would be mine