Flat landing is Inexcusable
Flat land
Flat land everywhere
Trying to make the land a hill
But it stays flatter than a soft drink left in the sun
Sometimes when walking occurs the wondering begins
The wondering begins and conjures up images
The images are peaceful
Sure Roses Are Red, But They're Also Exceptionally Thorny
Sure Violets Are Blue, But They're also Awfully Boring
If roses are thorny,
And violets are boring,
Then they seem to be perfectly horny
They shouldn't work to hard
Because then they will get too warty
Violets can be good at cooking
Roses will do all the stove burning
Violets shouldn't try to be corny
And roses will just get all mucus-y
That rose will blow a Nagasaki straight from its nasal
Violet, Please pass him a tissue for his nose boo boos
Remember, don't be snappy or jumpy
You might slap him just to be cocky
He might start calling you all hokey-tokay
But you both succeeded at being sloppy
And didn't step in that super-sized swampy slurpie
So give violets a golden bling ring
Give roses a chunky cellulite ring
Tell them to go ahead
And lick up the fried coating from the burnt pan