Man, The Mouths On Some People
Somebody is always swearing
Somebody is always running their mouth
Saying a lot of disrespectful words
There comes a point when it gets too much
Look
I get that I am hearing it a lot
But that doesn't mean I like it
They always seem so close to me
Just running their mouths like a speeding needle
Just never shutting up like a giddy Chihuahua
Maybe they should learn to put a meat stick in their mouth
That way they have something to chew on
And they won't make their stupid annoying noises
There are no variety in the words
Always FUCK UGG UGG
And SHIT ACK ACK
But one day
I realized something extraordinary
I realized that I was the one making these sounds
Looking at the car mirror
When an automobile does a little dance in front of me
What happens next is undisputable
The car mirror never lies
It can't
It is not alive
I lose my newborn baby cubs
They climb out of my head
And I never really see them again
Even though they weren't there in the first place
After the onslaught of verbal torture
Escalated even more than before
Even more intense than my resting self
The automobile driver pulls over
And I pull up next to him
He steps out...
And shows his metallic water gun
The water gun is all I remember
Then I wake up in this sterilized environment
There is a lot of futuristic machinery
People in uniforms and masks
WITH NEEDLES THIS LONG----------------------------
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH ME?
ARE THEY GOING TO STAB ME?!?!
SO MUCH CONFUSION......!?!?
FUCK...UGG...UGG!!!!
SHIT...ACK...ACK!!!!
I say the same think I have always hated
The only one that is a bigger hypocrite than me
Is my synapses and dendrites
I black out....
I am home now
In the darkness....there is a mirror
The same one I slammed my fist into
Because I couldn't stand listening to the other guy
I look into it....
And what I see is the person I can't stand listening to
The asshole who I have been talking about this whole time
Someone called MySELp
Or was it mYSElP?
Whoever that is
Somebody who has been cursed by an evil witch
Somebody who has been possessed by an invisible ghoul
A ghoul that calls himself....