The Tortoise and the Crab: Part 4
Now,
The crab was a criminal
He thought about where to go
But....
There was no where he could think of
To hide
So,
He decided
To go to Mr. Hare’s place
He walked in though the door,
To greet Mr. Hare
“Crab, what have you done?! It’s all over the news!!”
“Ya, sorry about that buddy, I kind of accidentally gave him one punch too many, sir.”
“How many punches did you give him, Mr. Crab?”
“Errr....just one, sir.”
“Oh, you rascally crab, you!!”
“Ha ha!! Yes, I know I am, Sir Hare! But don’t fault me for it, all right?”
“Ok, alright, Mr. Crab. Did you pick up and depose of the body?”
“Errr....NO. My bad, Hare.”
“WELL GODDAMN IT, CRAB! KINDA A BIG PROBLEM, DON’T YOU THINK?!?!”
“Yes, well, I’m sorry, sir.”
“They could trace it back to you, which might also lead them to me!!”
Hare sighed.
“Yes, I’m really, really sorry.”
“Ok. Whatever, Mr. Crab. Sit down and have a drink with me.”
“Thanks, Hare!!”
And so, crab and hare had a drink together
On the old, worn, peeling couch
With the rats and mice inside
And that’s how
The story of the tortoise and the crab
ENDS