Tuning into Tennis
I turn on the program for the tennis
The politics channels are a menace
All politicians have something to fear
And the phrases they coin are all quite queer
But with Wimbledon I love what they wear
When players wear bandanas that's quite rare.
I tune in to matches where the game's rare
In June, it's a pleasure to watch tennis
Always loving what the spectators wear
Sounds interrupt the game - what a menace.
Sometimes the competition gets quite queer
Yet the players have each other to fear.
Like when players their service games don't fear
Since not all contestants are good or rare
It keeps the game going at the tennis.
They all need to look out for their menace
Else it's defeat what on their face they'll wear.
One thing they don't want on their face to wear
Is defeat. That is what they have to fear -
An opponent who makes game a menace.
A quality play would make the game rare
Giving more joy to fans of the tennis
When they get angry, their statements are queer.
When they mumble angry comments, quite queer
And anger's the expression they would wear
Nowhere else but at Wimbledon tennis.
Sometimes players have bad weather to fear
That stops the game of a contest quite rare
Then suddenly, the rain's what's a menace.
Umbrellas out to shelter from menace
Some umbrellas quite unusual and queer
And a few of them with colours so rare
Such as stripy or gold spots that they wear.
The sun comes out, it's now the game they fear,
When people put their odds on the tennis.
It's a menace to put odds on tennis,
Since it is queer to have tennis to fear,