Studying "The Gay Science" on a public park bench,
When up walked a local lad, my prospective Ubermench!
Thinking him a poor dupe of the doctrine of 'sin',
I decided to unlock the untamed beast within...
"Hark! I teach you the Superman!" -
"Alright, where's your cape?" -
"Not that one, you ignorant ape."
CRASH-WALLOP-BANG.
Phew, that was a close escape...
At least the security camera caught that ruffian on tape!
Good thing he didn't see the book - it could have been rape!
Thus ended my philosophic hunt;
You're lucky around here, if you can catch more than a grunt...