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March 21st

God asked me if I know the prayer again.

The obscenities are not as vicious.

Some weeks ago I bickered with the devil. I hollered, called him a girl, told him not to be standing near me on Judgment Day, said I would bring him some pink panties and ribbons for his hair. Never thought of it again.

After that, some days I would hear that I had embarrassed…someone – that I had a big mouth – which I do. I thought it was correction from the Lord. Now I understand that he was embarrassed. Why any comments I make would embarrass this sucka, I don’t know, but I guess he’s upset about that.